Thursday, June 30, 2011

Confession -- On A Mental Vacay

I know waiting sucks.....






I actually hate it when people use the term "vacay." It makes me want to punch them in the neck. 


You see? After that violent outburst, it's pretty obvious I need a mental break. 


But, as soon as a therapist returns my phone calls, I will get back to laughing and writing.


It may take a little time, considering I have an HMO. 


But never fear; if I don't hear back by tomorrow, I'm scoring some weed and calling my friends at midnight to vent. All three of you. Possibly on conference call. Or three-way, as we used to call it in high school. 


It's cheaper and more fun that way. 




Happy Fourth of July!!!

2 comments:

January Dawn said...

If the word 'vacay' makes you want to punch someone in the neck hence requiring a mental one than so do I Michelle....so do I.

Michelle said...

January - Good to know I'm not alone in my lunacy. :)